Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Till Tori and Dean Do Us Part

I get excited about lots of things.  But a new reality show really does it for me.  Especially one starring Tori Spelling.  Nothing gets a debate going faster than her new show.  Everyone has an opinion.  It’s amazing.  Expecially people who don’t even know her.  I mean know her like I know her.  I follow her on FB and I’ve read all of her books and have seen every episode of 90210 and all of her Lifetime movies.  My favorite being “Mother May I Sleep With Danger”, but that’s a story for another day.  I love how people who don’t know her as well as I do get so fired up about her new show.  It’s reality.  There’s no script!  It’s not going to be pretty.  Tori’s last name is not Kardashian. 

She’s obvi fallen on some hard times.  We’ve all been there.  Dead billionaire father, rocky relationship with your mom, cheating on your spouse with someone who ends up cheating on you.  Having to get four little kids up and out of the house every morning (gasp) by yourself.  The way the one kid puked as if on queue was amazing.  She’s got a future in acting. I mean that was raw. It’s not easy to watch.  But it’s life.  Life on TV.  Tori and Dean’s life.  And I will be here, every step of the way.  With two boxes.  One filled with tissue, the other filled with wine.

I like to look on the bright side of things.  Tori has never been so thin.  Well, she has, but now that she’s 40 and has given birth 4 times, she’s never been so thin.  It’s a different thin.  One I can only dream about.  The day people start worrying about me for being too thin will be the happiest day of my life.  Even if it is because my husband cheated.  I can only hope when she looks in the mirror every morning (which by the looks of her I’m not sure she’s actually doing) I hope she is thankful for that skin and bones reflection.   

I can only imagine what the future will bring for this couple.  A spin off reality show? Hopefully. Dean beating his demons in rehab? Doubtful.  Her kids all ending up numbing the pain of their childhood with pills and booze and in therapy the rest of their lives? Guaranteed.  But all I know for certain is that I will be here every step of the way.  That’s what friends do for one another.  Whether it be tuning in live, or recording it on my DVR.  I will be here. 


  1. You have a way with words queen, love it!! Blogging..... this is exactly what you should be doing, it's totally your calling. You've come a long way from that speech class at MVCC where you rarely prepared a speech!!!

  2. Her best acting was on saved by the bell.

    1. Steve, you seem like a really smart guy. Thanks for reading.

  3. Ok I just found you and its like the missing piece in my life has been found.
    I swear I don't.
    I have all of Tori Spelling's books, watched all of the reality shows and of course, HATED HER but LOVED HER on 90210.
    My favorite movie was the one where she gets knocked off by Kellie Martin.
    Because I would totally kill her too.
    I mean, come on Donna.